|An inventory of shirts, in the wrong place.|
It's quite important to me to that I don't lose track of things. I like to know, with a fair degree of certainty where things are. I like the secure feeling I get when I can experience a strong sense of “everything in it's proper place”. I'm anxious if I'm unsure where something is or if I perceive it to be in the wrong place, whatever you take from that. None of this means I'm well organised or that my possessions and assets are in any kind of obvious order. Quite the contrary, I'm not really sure that much of the methodology that I employ to organise my life would stand up to real scrutiny. So this whole “placing” of things is quite subjective and indeed based around feelings and the interpretation of the moment. What items do I value? What should be in it's proper place? Well I suppose that I could produce a list of the premier divisions of items that I would place high up there in my life inventory, it would look something like this I guess:
Wallet – in my pocket (upper jacket or rear trouser) or on the stand by the hall, (the wallet contents of course represent a lower level of inventory direction), subsets of bank and credit cards, receipts, cash, driving licence and so on. Also two unclaimed jackpot winning lottery tickets that I rather like holding onto until the last minute.
Keys – almost all on the one main ring, in my pocket (lower jacket or coat) or on the hall stand.
Mobile phone – pocket (upper jacket or coat), on hall stand, windowsill at work, on the piano charging or on bedside cabinet at night.
i.Pad 6 – under the bed.
Passport – pocket (jacket upper) or bedside cabinet.
Prehistoric shark's teeth – in shark's skull above fireplace.
Guitars – in cases upstairs or one (currently in use) downstairs on stand. 1 x Ex-Hendrix (white) Strat in garage.
Robert Burns unpublished works, papers and out-takes – Stationary cupboard, dining room.
Birth certificate – bedside cabinet.
Time machine – De Lorean in garage under tarpaulin.
Sawn-off shotgun – boot of car under spare tyre, cartridges in bathroom cupboard.
Inter-dimension keys – x-ray proof box under dining room floorboards.
Serum of eternal life – bathroom cabinet (next to the Ibuprofen).
Spare organs (fully serviceable) – bottom section of the kitchen freezer.
Spare organs (repairable) – Cryogenic Crypt #2, Roslyn.
Evidence of anti-Christ – Archive Crypt #2, Roslyn.
Photographs and transcripts of alien conversations (3 x copies) – Apple Macbook (downloads folder), safety deposit box in RBS Gogar and also at the rear of the secret cave.
Plectrums – dining room cupboard, bedside cabinet, acoustic guitar cases.
Heart of Robert the Bruce – wooden casket under hallway floorboards.
Cuff links – leather box by bedside.
Diamond as big as the Ritz – New Mexico.
Tins of Mackerel (in oil) – upper kitchen cupboard.
Swiss Army Knife – in hall stand.
Cat's prawns – top drawer of freezer.
Cat's luxury prawns – top drawer of freezer.
Batmobile (1965 model) – rear of garage.
Diary – briefcase, back section.
Spare keys – briefcase, rear pocket.
Da Vinci sketches (originals) – top shelf, dining room cupboard.
Da Vinci sketches (apprentice copies) – cardboard box, laundry cupboard.
Da Vinci sketches (modern copies c/w interpretation) – other cardboard box, laundry cupboard.
Belvita Breakfast Biscuit supply – lower (small) kitchen cupboard and left hand office drawer (bottom).
Cuppa Soup - left hand office drawer (top front).
I think that does it, there may of course be more bits and pieces out there but now that I've made up this list I'm pretty sure I've got the main things accounted for. I find that quite reassuring.