Soup and a sandwich
But just mind your language
You'll do irreparable damage
To your reputation.
And as for spelling
Don't you try selling
Books and education
Think of your reputation.
Try to talk about sex
You say sex with your ex
You say send me a text
Text away your reputation.
If you have paranoia
Well I'm here to annoy ya
It's as real as you make it
Reputation? Just fake it.
So soup and a sarny?
The world has gone barmy
There's a surrealist army
Stealing your reputation.